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Ai primit vreun link, vreo poza sau vreun banc pe YM MSN gtalk mail posta telegraf curier rapid porumbel voiajor par-avion sau cale orala??...feel free to share...coz sharing iz caring !! :lol:

ME FIRST!

Stiai ca in corpul omenesc exista un nerv care face legatura intre globul tau ocular si anus? Se numeste Nervul Optic Anal, si este responsabil de viziunea cacacioasa despre viata. Daca nu credeti, incercati sa va smulgeti un fir de par din - sa vedeti cum va dau lacrimile....

orice e permis atata timp cat nu ofenseaza pe nimeni! in cazul in care cineva este ofensat, echipa NightVision se va sfatui iar postul respectiv va fi sters si userul responsabil pentru acesta risca sa primeasca un warning sau, in cel mai rau caz, ban permanent!! multumesc pentru intelegere! HAVE FUN!

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CODUL MUNCII:
1.Ne nastem obositi pt. a ne odihni
2.Munca l-a creat pe om dar nici lenea nu l-a omorat
3.Daca vezi un coleg odihnindu-se,ajuta-l
4.Daca ti se face chef sa te apuci de munca, stai jos, odihneste-te si o sa-ti treaca
5.Ce poti face azi nu lasa pe maine ci pe poimaine sau raspoimaine,ca poate nu mai este nevoie.
6.Un fapt care nu se rezolva de la sine in 30 de zile, nu merita sa te mai ocupi de el.
7.Munca e sanatate curata, deci sa- o lasam pt. cei mai bolnavi ca noi.
8.Munca il innobileaza pe om , societatea noastra nu mai are nevoie de nobili, caci a trecut vremea lor.
9.Cine se scoala prea de dimineata doarme prea putin, e obosit si casca toata ziua.
10.Cine nu munceste nu greseste, iar cine nu greseste merita promovat.
11.Serviciul nu e crasma sa stai toata ziua in el, asa ca mai du-te dracului acasa
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mda, trebuia sa postezi tu ceva legat de munca! nu?! asta e regulamentul stafului, am dreptate?! :lol:

fi sigur @devil ca o sa iti urmez acest regulament cu strictete!!

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Nishte lucrui la care sa "cugetati"
1. De ce "prescurtare" este un cuvant asa lung ?
2. De ce soldatii Kamikaze purtau o casca ?
3. De ce se sterilizeaza acele cu care se fac injectiile condamnatilor la moarte ?
4. Care este sinonimul cuvantului " sinonim" ?
5. De ce nu exista mancare de pisici cu gust de soarece ?
6. Daca nimic nu se lipeste de teflon, cum e lipit teflonul de tigaie?
7. De ce balerinele merg mereu pe varfuri ? Nu ar fi mai modest sa angajeze balerine mai inalte ?
8. Vreau sa imi cumpar un bumerang nou. Cum pot sa scap de cel vechi ?
9. De ce localurile deschise non stop au incuietori ?
10. De ce avioanele nu sunt confecționate din acelasi material din care sunt facute cutiile negre ?
11. Cum poate avea Donald nepoti daca nu are frati sau surori
12. Adam avea buric ?
13. Daca Superman este asa de destept, de ce isi ia chilotii peste pantaloni ?
14. Cand faci fotografii cu Mickey la Disneyland, omul din interiorul lui Mickey zambeste ?
15. Cand o masina merge, aerul din interiorul pneului se invarte ? ;-)

PS: adevarat codul muncii, ceva de respectat :lol:

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wow...asta chiar mia dat de cugetat! iar acuma ma doare capul! :'-(

daca mai e careva dintre voi in aceasta situatie...delectativa cu poza urmatoare!

Funny bro!! Funny bro!!

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in caz contrar..cititi acest sfat legat de improper language usage

“Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani ) de la o filiala din Romania a unei mari corporatii ( deci faza e pe bune !)To : All Romanian Speaking StaffSubject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian Speaking staff. Such behavior,inaddition to violating our policy, is highly unproffesional and offensive to both visitors and staff.All personel will imediatly adhere to the following rules:
1..Words like futui, in - mea, - and other such expressions will be not tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2..You will not say si-a bagat - when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being to be reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made.All forms and derrivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly inappropiate and unacceptable in our enviroment.
3..No project manager, section head or administrator under aby circumstances will be reffered to as - de om, cacanaru’ or boul.
4..Lack of determination will not be reffered to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be reffered to as muiangiu.
5..Unusual or creative ideas offered by managment are not to be reffered to as porcarii.
6..Do not say futu-ti - if somebody is persistent;do not add - mea, if a colleague is going trough a difficult situation. Futhermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7..When asking someone to leave you allone, you must not say dute-n - mea or should you ever substitute ‘’May i help you?'’ with, ce - mea vrei ?
8..Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi imputiti.
9..Do not say ia mai mereti-n - cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futute-n - when your assistance is required.
10.You should never call customer representatives as boul dracului or tampitu’ ala.
11.The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as a pizdulica buna, futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu peste.
12. Last but not least, aftre reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la - cu textu asta.
Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.Thank you.”
Cam asta iese cand “strainezii” iau atitudine fata de limbajul colorat al propriilor angajati romani.

Regulamentul d mai sus este de asemenea component al celui de baza pentru stafful acestui forum si va fi respectat cu strictete!!

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Metal Fairy Tale: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* NEGRU METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
* GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
* SPEED METAL Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."
* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.
* GRUNGE The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.
* POP-PUNK The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.

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